Tell Me Why First: Chicken Crossing Card

The world's oldest joke, told by the one character who's never had to justify it. Lollipop patrol officer stops a chicken mid-crossing: "Tell me why first." Sketchbook-style linework, muted wash. Reads like a newspaper cartoon, not a novelty rack filler. Flexible blank card: birthdays, just-because, retirement-from-the-crossing-patrol if you're that lucky. Strong anchor piece for a Comical fixture. Blank inside. 7″ x 5″ matt card, envelope included, supplied P.O.S. ready in cello bag.