New Baby Maintenance Log Card

A new baby card that reads like a facilities report. Fed, Nappy Change, Slept (Not Achieved), Cried (Both Parties, Cause: Unknown), Reassessed Life Choices - logged straight-faced by "A. Parent." Total Uptime: 24 Hours. Efficiency Rating: Irrelevant — Still Perfect. Editable Unit ID field adds personalisation without handwriting. Reads as "we see you," not just "congratulations" - a gap most baby ranges miss. Blank inside. 7″ x 5″ matt card, envelope included, supplied P.O.S. ready in cello bag.