Chicken Therapy: Road Crossing Card

The oldest joke in the book sent to see a professional. Chicken on the couch, Rorschach blot on the wall, one deadpan caption: "So tell me about your childhood road crossing." Editorial-cartoon linework, not card-shop cliché, rewards a second look. No occasion wording, so it re-gifts across birthdays, thank-yous, or just-because. Good shelf diversifier next to punnier, louder designs. Blank inside. 7″ x 5″ matt card, envelope included, supplied P.O.S.-ready in cello bag.